Let's see... should we have Leonardo and Algore do comedy on the Oscars? Is that an actual good idea? It started so promising with Will Farrell and all, and now I'd even take back what I said about Ellen to have that part of my life back...
And speaking of comedy, how great is it to hear the voice of Helen Mirren say the complete title to the film "Borat Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan." Seriously, did anyone think this film would get anywhere NEAR the Oscars when it came out?
I realize that there is a shortage of work for actors, but do we really need a fashion show for the costume design that includes actors in costume pretending to be the real actors? I don't need Eddie Murphy pretending to be Eddie Murphy, much less some other poor soul...
TOM CRUISE SIGHTING!!!! Wait a minute, I thought he shaved his head and was in rehab this week... I can't keep straight my "crazy entertainer" roladex...
Ellen gets Steven Spielberg to take a picture of her with Clint Eastwood for her myspace page. Nice.
See, now Robert Downey Jr. can make fun of his craziness, why can't Tom Cruise?
Okay, Ellen won me over on the dancers by saying "They're naked!" after being captured by them during the "snakes on a plane" bit.
Oh, SNAP! Jennifer Hudson is an Oscar Winner. And you wonder why people want to appear on American Idol! The opportunities are seemingly endless...
Okay, hour two is in the can. More to come...
